South Carolina players shine on FanDuel's 2025 All-Name Team, and yes, it is glorious!

Gamecock fans, your team is making headlines... and this time, it's for having some of the best names in all of college football. Yes, you read that right. FanDuel released its annual College Football Al-Name Team for 2025, and South Carolina is WELL represented across the starting lineup and in the honorable mentions. While it's not the kind of recognition that will show up on stat sheets, but we guarantee it will make you giggle a little bit.

Let's start with the All-Name First Team, where wide receiver Emazon Littlejohn and offensive lineman Tree Babalade have earned their rightful spots on the roster. Honestly, if your name is Tree, and you are and O-lineman, that's pure poetry. On the other side of the ball, South Carolina legend Demon Clowney gets his dues. With a name like that, how can he not be a nightmare for opposing offenses?

And as we laugh our way through the rest of the list and move on to the Honorable Mentions, we find Gamecock quarterback Air Noland. Air raid? No, this is Air Noland! Honestly, if Nike doesn't give him an NIL deal, they are really missing a grand opportunity there.

Let's also take a moment to salute others on this beautiful roster of brilliance with names like Pig Cage: where wide receivers go to squeal. And Dude Person, which echoes the "Dude, Where's My Car?" flick. Dude!! Person!! And how about Divine Love Onochie? Bringing divine pressure, and heartbreak to quarterbacks. Don't bypass Gentle Hunt, the peaceful pass rusher. And Shakespeare Louis: to pick or not to pick? That is the question.

Well, while the polls debate the playoff odds, at least Gamecock Nation already knows we've won at one thing, the name game.