In the new era of college football, there are numerous sponsorships that go hand in hand with the game now. There are stadium names, NIL deals, and even coach-branded beverages. So, we decided to ask ChatGPT for its expertise in coming up with several completely fictional, and totally unserious, corporate sponsors for the South Carolina Gamecocks, for fun. And let's be clear, these are fake and meant purely for laughs, straight from the AI's brain, not a Gamecock marketing plan. No actual businesses were harmed in the making of this list.
So, let's have some fun! Here we go!
1. LaNorris Sellers Real Estate
"He doesn’t just own the pocket — he owns Columbia."
2. Cocky’s Chicken Emporium
"We don’t eat our mascot… we honor him, deliciously."
3. Nyck Harbor Freight Tools
"Speed, strength, and savings — all under one roof."
4. Shane Beamer’s Family BBQ Sauce
"Guaranteed to stick longer than a Georgia corner."
5. SECured Lock Services
"We don’t just play defense. We are defense."
6. Beamer Ball Batteries
"Powering fourth downs and fake punts since 2021."
7. Columbia Traffic Solutions™
"We still can’t fix Bluff Road, but we believe in miracles."
8. Dabo’s Denial Hotline
"Call now. The first excuse is free."
9. Sandstorm Energy Drink
"Warning: May cause spontaneous towel-waving."
10. Dabo’s Denial Hotline
"Call now. The first excuse is free."
If we have learned anything from the NIL era of college football, branding knows no bounds. But until we see "Williams-Brice Stadium presented by Bojangles' BoBerry Biscuits," let's just enjoy the chaos.