Gamecocks make ESPN Experts Look Stupid against Missouri

September 22, 2012; Columbia, SC, USA; South Carolina Gamecocks safety T.J. Gurley (20) celebrates after helping stop Missouri Tigers quarterback James Franklin (1) on fourth down in the second half at Williams-Brice Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jeff Blake-US PRESSWIRE

Robert Smith (never heard of him either):

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=8408218

Mark Schlabach (so much for that unblemished record, bro):

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=8403197

Todd McShay (bum):

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=8402803

What do all three of those morons have in common? If you didn’t click the links, here’s a spoiler alert, they all picked Missouri to upset South Carolina.

Great job, guys. You should all be proud.

It’s been almost three hours since the final seconds ticked off the clock in the Gamecocks’ shellacking of Mizzou, and ESPN still hasn’t shown any replays of the game on ABC, ESPN or ESPN2 (since I’ve been watching anyway), and it’s no secret why. The Four Letter Network is embarrassed by its college football “experts”.

Honestly, “experts” is a strong word. Those three shouldn’t be graced with that title the rest of the year after screwing the pooch so horribly this weekend.

I’m not sure what word I would use to describe them, and if I had to pick one, I’m not sure FanSided would let me put it up in this post.

I’ll take the safe way out and just laugh my way all the way into our matchup with UGA (yes, I’m overlooking Kentucky. No, there’s no chance of an upset, despite what these losers might tell you), when I’m sure all three of the aforementioned ignoramuses will pick Georgia in a landslide.

In fact, I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Keep picking against us ESPN, we’ll just keep winning.